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Re: Random Jokes

Postby Turbo » September 11th, 2010, 4:54 am

bluemarlin wrote:^ blind date

What is the male equivalent of a geisha?


If his customers were male he'd be a gaysha.
If they were male & female he'd be a swing-both-waysha.
So a regular one would be a guysha. :P


A blonde decides to order a pizza, the assistant askes the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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Re: Random Jokes

Postby mario » October 2nd, 2010, 5:19 pm

a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. the bartender says, 'for you? no charge!'

rene descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. descartes says, 'i think not', and then he disappears.

a priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. the bartender says, 'is this some kind of joke?'
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Re: Random Jokes

Postby bluemarlin » June 22nd, 2011, 4:38 pm

oops posted at wrong thread...
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Re: Random Jokes

Postby NAR » November 6th, 2012, 7:40 pm

There is a new mixed drink called The Sandy. It's a watered-down Manhattan.
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Re: Random Jokes

Postby mario » March 20th, 2013, 12:48 am

how does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

how do you make holy water? boil the hell out of it!
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